24 Hour Twitter Stuff: Bloggers Blogging Bloggers

The Heat, REELING. OKC going in on Orlando (Dwight did his part this time, they're still a work in progress...). I refuse to talk about The Guy in Denver, not gonna happen. But there was plenty to talk about in the NBA. Here's a veritable smorgasborg of NBA blogger-writer goodness...

• Zach Harper sounds off on Hardwood Paroxysm about the whole bruhaha about LeBron James' image.

 "Now, LeBron is embracing his villainous stature like he gets nourishment from eating babies, stomping on puppies and masturbating to I Hate Orphans Quarterly. We see the change right before our very eyes. It didn’t start with The Decision or whatever the hell he was doing during the 2010 playoffs against the Celtics. It began the night he went to Cleveland and tried to put out the inferno by using Chevron With Techron."

Reminds me of when Hulk Kogan broke the hearts of millions of young Hulkamanics and went with the dark 12 O'clock stubble. Embrace the evil, LBJ.





Yup. "Dead Bird".


• Zach and Raul Takahashi of HotHotHoops watched the Clippers dismantling of the Heat and formulated the Nickame of the Decade. Thanks for your crappy play,  Carlos "Dead Bird" Arroyo.

• Robert Littal of BlackSportsOnline tips his hat to the not-so-subliminal heat Wes Welker aims at the J-E-T-S. All the tough talk by Antonio Cromartie looks foolish after this slick talk. Well played, Wes.

• Scott Schoeder at NBA Fanhouse let's us know about Joe Alexander, a favorite around these parts, is wrecking shop in the D-League and biding his time until a call up. 20-11 and almost 4 dimes a game, while settling in to a better fit at power forward? Yeah, he'll be back in the L.

• Kelly Dwyer from Ball Don't Lie on chimes in on the Rip Hamilton benching and offers some smart insight on the Brook Lopez/Avery Johnson tension. He hit's the nail on the head; the coach, as the "teacher", has GOT to figure out a way to get through to the youngster. The funny thing is, as an ex-player, you'd figure Lil General would be more adept at dealing with his team.


• Kurt Helin from ProBasketballTalk comes through wrecking shop; he hits on the rumblings about where Anthony Randolph might get ANOTHER chance, discusses the sad state of Portland Trailblazers' Brandon Roy's knees, and the Clippers' upcoming dilemma; 2 burgeoning centers, one starting spot-what to do with Chris Kaman?

• Get Banged On's Chris with video that teaches an important lesson: you make him angry, and Blake Griffin will find you...THERE WILL BE DUNKS.

Finally, The Basketball Jones blogger J.E.Skeets linked one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. 1st Mike Tyson (sorry Iron Mike). Then Stephon Marbury. The Game. Now Gucci Mane gets a $%#$ ICE CREAM CONE tatted on his face. Look at that picture. Lightning bolts. Ice cream. a healthy scoop of WTF. From this small sample of entertainers/athletes, I'm deducing "face tattoo = cry for attention/slide into insanity".

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Tuesday's Twitter Stuff: Bloggers Blogging Bloggers

  OK, something new. I get all kinds of good stuff all day on twitter, so why not grab a few and save 'em for posterity? Follow me on Twitter at james2477911.

Scott Schroeder, on Ricky Davis Being Ricky Davis (with Mike James getting in the act) over in the Far East. Marcus Williams, c'mon DOWN.

• Staying in China, what's Stevie Franchise up to? Not givin' a &^$%, apparently.
• Sport's Illustrated's Chris Ballard dropped off this interesting nugget:

 " Random NBA stat of the day: J.R. "We Just Saw a Man Fly" Smith has played 548 minutes this  season and has yet to block a shot. Not one."
Damn. one of THE most athletic cats in the league and ZERO blocks?? Ballard let's us know that even Luke Ridnour has 5 this season. That's a damn shame.

• The good fellows at Hardwood Paroxysm tweeted what we all know; it's time to go to the extreme in Charlotte (NBA Point Forward). Last year was squeezing the max out of minimal talent. That 33 point loss to the Wiz was a disgrace. At the very least, Gerald Wallace deserves better. You can't be nicknamed "Crash" and play for such a crappy team.

• J.E. Skeets of TheBaskeballJones ranks my favorite NBA topic: Blake Griffin Rim Assaults. Corey Brewer. Just don't, homie.
• CBSSportsNBA with a recap from last night, focusing on that uggggly 6-23 from the Magic newcomers. They didn't even get to practice yet; they'll be better...